Dressing the part.......

Most golf clubs require a certain standard of clothing, often slavishly enforced.  My club is no different, although with a fairly lax approach to enforcing the standards of dress prevails.

In a recent game I played with a couple of ladies, one 40ish the other, somewhere in her 50s. The latter's dress left somewhat to be desired. Now, I'm all for a pretty girl dressing in a way to show herself in the best light.  My 50s lady was dressed a little like the picture, perma-tanned and bleached blonde, not wearing well!

Her skirt barely covered the important 'bit's. Needless to say, she bent over, as in the picture, at every opportunity, showing her knickers each time.  A thoroughly unpleasant sight I have to say.  Particularly on the putting green, I found myself looking studiously the other way.

So, without being considered a prude, could I ask all you 'mature' ladies out there - please, please dress your age, and spare us!